Crush Your Enemies

Strategy games have become too stuffy, bogged down with diplomacy, endless repositioning, waiting....ugh, so much waiting. Crush Your Enemies is a RTS distilled down to the basics - foul-mouthed barbarians…

66 13 July 2016 from $0.99

Indie Real Time Strategy (RTS) Strategy Action Comedy Historical Party

Crush Your Enemies is an indie developed by Vile Monarch, released 13 July 2016 on Nintendo Switch, Android, iOS and Linux. It currently starts at $0.99 at Humble Store.

Verified 23 Aug 2026 Sources: IGDB , Steam

What Crush Your Enemies is

Crush Your Enemies is an indie game developed by Vile Monarch and released in 2016. It was published by Good Shepherd Entertainment. It is available on Nintendo Switch, Android, iOS, Linux, Mac and PC (Microsoft Windows). It runs on Unity.

The premise, in the publisher's words

Strategy games have become too stuffy, bogged down with diplomacy, endless repositioning, waiting....ugh, so much waiting. Crush Your Enemies is a RTS distilled down to the basics - foul-mouthed barbarians, gratuitous use of "bollocks," and more chest hair than you can handle.

Description from the publisher · source

How it plays

It is played from a bird view / isometric perspective. Its themes are action, comedy, historical and party. It is a single-player game with no multiplayer component. Available modes: Multiplayer and Single player. There are 25 achievements to unlock.

How it was received

Crush Your Enemies holds a critic score of 66 out of 100. That places it above 26% of the 5,098 rated indie games in our database, which average 72. Games released in 2016 averaged 68, so it scored 2 points below the year average.

What you need to run it

The minimum specification calls for Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family, 1 GB RAM and DirectX 9 compatible graphics card. At 1GB of RAM, it will run on essentially any working PC — that is below what a budget laptop ships with today.

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What it costs, and where

The cheapest verified price right now is $0.99 at Humble Store, 90% below its usual price.

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What it launched against

Crush Your Enemies launched on 13 July 2016, within three weeks of Inside, Abzu, Overcooked! and Starbound. All of them reviewed better. It was a Nintendo Switch launch-window title.

Released around the same time: Inside, Abzu, Overcooked!, Starbound.

Official trailer

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Screenshots

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Quick answers

Crush Your Enemies — frequently asked questions

When did Crush Your Enemies come out?

Crush Your Enemies was released on 13 July 2016 for Nintendo Switch, Android, iOS, Linux, Mac and PC (Microsoft Windows).

How much does Crush Your Enemies cost?

The cheapest current price for Crush Your Enemies is $0.99 at Humble Store, which is 90% off its usual price. Prices on this page are checked daily.

What are the minimum PC requirements for Crush Your Enemies?

At minimum, Crush Your Enemies needs Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family, 1 GB RAM, DirectX 9 compatible graphics card graphics, 110 MB available space of storage.

How many GB is Crush Your Enemies?

The PC version needs about 0.1 GB of storage, going by the storage line in the system requirements ("110 MB available space"). Updates can add to that, and console versions have their own sizes, which are not listed here.

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