My Dragon Girlfriend

As you are returning home one day, a moaning voice from the dark disrupts your short cut through the park. As you approach, you see a girl who has fallen over on the grass. You cautiously approach and soon realize that she is bleeding onto the ground! You approach now with fear and trepidation on your mind when the girl suddenly grabs your arms. The next words out of her mouth are outrageous. "Please, give me some of your blood." she groans. Surprised and frightened, you listen to your first instinct to run away. Before you can get too far, though, you feel guilty for leaving the bleeding girl there and return to her side. You strengthen your resolve before thrusting out your neck towards…