I Will Strangle A Horse is an adventure, released 26 September 2025 on Web browser.
What I Will Strangle A Horse is
I Will Strangle A Horse was released in 2025. It is available on Web browser only. It runs on Twine.
The premise, in the publisher's words
A comedy choose-your-own-adventure game written by comedian Guy Kelly, about a man called Martin Jenkins. A man with one goal. One passion: Strangling a horse. Does he know what a horse is? Is he aware of farms? Find out for yourself, in this 7.5k+ word game of absolute hot nonsense. I mean. Honestly. Even for Guy this is silly.
How it plays
It is played from a text perspective. Its themes are comedy. It is a single-player game with no multiplayer component.
What it launched against
I Will Strangle A Horse launched on 26 September 2025, within three weeks of Battlefield 6, Ghost of Yotei, Silent Hill f and Cronos: The New Dawn.
Released around the same time: Battlefield 6, Ghost of Yotei, Silent Hill f, Cronos: The New Dawn.
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When did I Will Strangle A Horse come out?
I Will Strangle A Horse was released on 26 September 2025 for Web browser.
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